I can't throw her in the trash, she wouldn't fit any way. I can't just set her out on the curb - I really like our neighborhood and would like to continue to live here without being looked at as "the freaky neighbors". I'm sure as hell not going to put her on Craigslist and invite people over to examine her wares.
I'll just skin the bitch.
That's a logical solution.
Breaking Bad - with action figures. Tour the locations from the show with Mezco's Walter White